idiots need therapy

[wisteriadreams]

because we're trash

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[toetapper]

Is there a doctor in the house?

[ there is never a doctor in the house in the eleventh division barracks and honestly ikkaku is a cretin for even asking, but like, there’s BLOOD INVOLVED ]

[wisteriadreams]

Is there ever a doctor in the house? I'm going to wring your bloody neck...

[toetapper]

We had doctors in here. Sometimes. Before they realized moonlighting was a raw deal and we were being stingy with gratuities.

Look, I wiped my feet. You should be happy.

[wisteriadreams]

Sit down before you drip your guts all over my nice clean floor.

[toetapper]

[ trudging inside and sitting down with a whuff ]

Were you headed to bed already?

[wisteriadreams]

[ he was waiting you asshole ]

Not yet.

[ coming back with a basin of warm water and the first aid kit ]

[toetapper]

[ reflexively shrugging out of the top half of his shihakushou, they’ve done this a hundred times. nothing too crazy, thankfully, but yeah he definitely spent his night locking horns with renji’s stupid bankai ]

Didn’t mean to keep ya.

[wisteriadreams]

You never do.

[ it's mild, even as he gets to work cleaning up Ikkaku's injuries. ]

How is Renji?

[toetapper]

Good. His girl’s workin’ way harder than he is right now, though, so in that sense he’s a disgrace.

[ he’s only mostly kidding ]

[wisteriadreams]

And yet, said disgrace managed to kick your ass. Ikkaku, I'm disappointed.

[toetapper]

Hey, hey, you didn’t even see him. He looked like shit too!

[wisteriadreams]

I would certainly hope so.

It's been a while since we've sparred.

[toetapper]

You and me or you and him?

[wisteriadreams]

Both.

[toetapper]

Well, it doesn’t surprise me you ain’t seen Renji. He’s been spending so much time getting Rukia-chan into shape that he’s neglecting his own training. Like I said, a total disgrace!

[ grins sideways at him, shit-eating ]

But if you want a piece of this, you only gotta ask, yanno.

[wisteriadreams]

[ punches him in a wound ]

[toetapper]

OW FUCK.

[wisteriadreams]

You deserved it.

[toetapper]

[ GRUMBLING LOUDLY, THE HELL HE DID ]

[wisteriadreams]

At least you're not drunk. Next time, I'm just going to go to bed.

[ "next time" is never going to happen! putting away the first aid kit! ]

[toetapper]

Next time.

[ he’s just watching for a second, setting his sword carefully to the side ]

You wanna sit down? I can give you the play-by-play.

[ on the floor! with him! he’s like :D ]

[wisteriadreams]

Well, since I couldn't see it myself...

[ settles next to him ]

[toetapper]

[ yeah yeah he’s gonna pull yumichika in his lap without waiting for permission. he winces slightly, but he’s all cleaned and bandaged up now so it’s not too bad. ]

You know he doesn’t like having us both around for a fight. He’s still pretty shy, yanno.

[wisteriadreams]

[ rolls his eyes, making himself comfy BONY HIPS I HOPE YOU LIKE THEM ]

He was fine with it before. It isn't as though all that much has changed.

[toetapper]

[ he rests a hand behind him, grinning crookedly up at yumichika ]

He’s got a girlfriend now. The rules are all different!